Salutations internet. You can call me Moosh, or Diane, or Dean, or whatever strikes your fancy. This blog shall consist mainly of Game of Thrones, dinosaurs, odd bits of funnies here and there, sad life stories, and EVERYTHING YUZURU HANYU until I manage to power through the honeymoon phase of this new thing. Coherency doesn't belong here. Thanks, and have a pleasant day darling~

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Person: hey wanna go on a date?
Me: no thanks I don't wanna be a ghoul
spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"
russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it
Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit
me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk
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